In The Dillon
(to the tune of "In The Jungle")
We’re In Dillon, Historic Dillon,
Please let us win tonight!
We’re In Dillon, Historic Dillon,
Please let us win tonight!
Don't wanna lose. Don't wanna lose.
Don't wanna lose. Don't wanna lose.
(repeat)
,
God Save Our Team
(to the tune of "God Save The Queen")
It's the same old routine,
Nightmares made of our dreams
God save our Team!
Rarely victorious,
Far throw from glorious,
Til then we'll be uproarious!
God save our Team!
Football Wonderland
We are Hartford Athletic
Yes we are Hartford Athletic
Our Record is Shite
And we're not alright
Hartford what the fuck is going on?
We are Hartford Athletic.
Yes we are Hartford Athletic.
It's always the same,
We can't win a game,
Hartford, what the fuck is going on?
We are Hartford Athletic ,
Yes we are Hartford Athletic.
Our jersey should be green,
Blue makes me wanna scream,
Hartford what the fuck is going on?
Hartford Is a Dismal Club
(to the tune of "Whole World In His Hands")
You pay a hundred for a jersey and the loss is free (x4)
Hartford is a Dismal Club!
We’ll pay full price for a beer if you get a win (x4)
Hartford is a Dismal Club!
We pay for season tickets not for months of shame (x4)
Hartford is a Dismal Club!
Listen to our voices, we’re pissed off (x4)
Hartford is a Dismal Club
No One's Army
We're all part of no one's army,
We're the laughing stock of the league!
And we'll really make 'em swoon,
when we win the wooden spoon,
Cuz Hartford is a tragic football team!
We're Screwed
(to the tune of "Hey Jude")
naaaaa,
na na na na na na,
na na na nahhhh,
we're screwed!
Harry's Gone Home
He's going home,
He's going home,
Harry Watling's going home!
2019
(to the tune of "How Shit Must You Be")
2019,
oh 2019,
How much we miss you,
2019!
Blue Kits Are Bad Luck
Blue kits are bad luck!
Blue kits are bad luck!
Blue kits are bad luck!
Blue kits are bad luck!
Singing Thru the Pain
We're singing thru the pain,
Just singing thru the pain.
What a terrible feeling
We're shitty again!